fuck fuck fuck! I got piss drunk and my mom found out! dammit Chris!

he had this idea that we should all get pissed and then yeah we raided the bar and me and Chris each had 4 shots of this mampoer stuff it has 45% alcohol then we still had two shots of Sour monkey and Tang then me and him were in my room and the door was locked and my bro was on the outside and then Chris is like "I love you." we were so pissed and I said "I love you too." then he like sat on my lap and he's like "pull down your pants." so I'm like telling him no and I don't wanna get pregnant but he like keeps tugging at my pants and I just pushed him off me and he was like passed out on the floor then my mom knocked and turns out my bro had told her and he thought we were having sex! god I may have been pissed but I'm lesbian and have a girlfriend! Fuck me she's gonna ground me so bad, two months with no internet and no cellphone god I need to get myself out of this.