To: Whoever reads this

I wanna be a simba chippy! *happy dances on bed* haha XD yes Imma happy to be back! And I’ve got that damn samba chip song stuck in my head. Lol well it’s better that having that South Park song. O.o wow that’s weird. Anyway so I’m going to fill you guys in on what happened over my holidays. Just feel like boring you all haha. So well we got there and nothing really happened for the first day but on the second day I met one of my mom’s old friends and his daughters his oldest is just a year older than me and we became fwends :3 haha oh and then yeah we went to church >.< that sucked like hell. We went to knysna then to go and see my aunt that I barely ever see. Yeah she’s the one that gave me Lunar. There was a shortage of beds so I had to share a bed with her. I didn’t mind ^^ cause she doesn’t toss and turn at all. But she likes tickling me =.= haha and I found out that her son my second cousin likes t.A.T.u! yeah he let me borrow his cd the ‘200 km/h in the wrong lane’ one. Yeah and I’m in love with the song’s
Show me love (extended version)
Clowns (can you see me now?) and
this other one but I can't spell the name
Yush okay and while we were there we went to this other place for a braai and then me and mah bro went to see the mines on a walk and stuff. I also burnt myself on my grandfather’s lighter XD that was fun lol my mom says that next time we bring a Torch with.
Kay then on the way back we passed the wolf sanctuary, I’ve only been there once and it wasn’t nice, I hated the way they kept those animals. Wolves shouldn’t be kept like that. They had barely any shade or water. So my aunt complained cause she was with us, so I hoped they improved the wolfs’ cages. Okay so when we arrived home we rented out some movies and I rented out ‘Silent Hill’
I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!!
Hehe yeah to me it wasn’t scary it was more freaky. But I loved it. I wasn’t really scared at all. ^^ yeah I’m weird like that. My mom just stared at me when I started laughing at the part where that Pyramid head dude ripped the lady’s flesh off XD that was funny lol
I like that movie a lot. Okay so then after we watched the movie Kayla (my mom’s friend’s eldest daughter) and her father (Lindsay) and her sister (Tammy) well anyway then we made plans to go and see her friend the next morning.
I got up early that day to go and see Kayla’s friend Kimberly I met her once before she’s a year younger than me and she had broken her arm. So we walked to her house and then from there we went to another place. Let’s just say there are a lot of smokers that Kayla knows. Yeah the smokes were being passed around like you cannot believe. Well anyway we went to see her friend. He does tattoos and it was awesome Kimberly got her tattoo redone and I got to watch. It was fun and everyone was so nice. Well the next time I come I’m going to get a tattoo from him. So anyway yeah and I found out that Kayla made out with a lot of girls XD when I heard about it she was bright red and I kept giggling everytime I looked at her. She’s kissed all of her friends and then she said that next time I come down she’s gonna kiss me cause then she’s officially kissed all of her friends. So when she was walking me home with her friends she squeezed my ass and I jumped ten feet high. Haha everyone including me was laughing XD
So later that night my mom went out around town with Lindsay and I stayed over at kayla’s house. So yeah we were trying to watch ‘The hills have eyes 2’ but the DVD kept getting stuck and then while Kayla was trying to fix it she like put her head on my shoulder and I started getting nervous, but not like a bad nervous a good nervous so I sorta shifted closer and put my cheek against the top of her head and we stayed like that for a bit while she tried to fix the DVD >/////////< yeah when she moved I went to the bathroom and nearly slapped myself and kept telling myself we were just friends and that I had no chance cause she already had her eyes on someone else so I went back out and we kept doing other stuff. So anyway yeah then it got later and her sister went to bed and she was falling asleep on the couch next to me. Then I sat up and like watched her sleep cause I wasn’t tired and so then after a few minutes I fell asleep. Then later my mom came to pick me up and take me back to my gran’s house. Yeah so now everytime she hugs me I’m nervous. I was sad to leave sorta.
So anyway a few days later my mom and grandparents and bro left to go to town and they came back bearing gifts. Haha they got me this awesome as hell duvet set. God it’s so awesome it’s like Chinese tigers and writing. And it’s red and black and stuff and I can’t explain it properly.
Oh and I have one of these like Chinese throwing discs. I got it for twenty five bucks. XD
So that comes to the end of my explanation I just wanna leave you with these quotes taken from the holiday XD

Me: mom you’re the sauce on the burger.
My mom: yes without me the burger would be imaginativeless-it-tive-ness
Me:…unimaginative mom.

Me: *waves to my mom* enjoy the strippers!
My mom: thanks Tishcat I will.
Me: bring one home with you!
My mom: kay.

My bro: Lesbians are freaks
Me: they are not asshole!
My mom: yeah pietertjie you would love to have two lesbians.
My bro: aw obviously.
Me: oh so that’s why you say they’re freaks you mean in bed.
My bro: duh!
Me: oh popcorn! *runs to the kitchen*
My bro: you’re a freak martishka!
Me: which one?!

My mom: yeah we taught her about sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll.
Me: they used flashcards.

My bro: *looks at me and grins*
Both: hey satan rub my nipples while I torture this little piggy! *quote from South Park movie*

Me: pietertjie you’re an asshole!
My bro: ohh big words now? what you wanna stick something up my ass now?
Me: yeah I’ll stick a pole up there!
My bro: oh yeah you would like that wouldn’t you?
Me: get your ass over here so I can kick it! *runs after him*


Oh and this is a quote from the South Park movie

Mr. Garrison: okay now can I get the answer from someone who’s not a complete retard?
Kyle: *puts up his hand* I know the answer Mr. Garrison.
Cartman: *imitates Kyle in a weird baby voice*
Kyle: Shut-up fatass!
Cartman: don’t call me fat you fucking jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric did you say the F word?!
Cartman:…Jew?
Kyle: he’s talking about fuck you can’t say fuck n school you fucking fat ass!
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: well why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Kenny: mmff.
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: what’s the big deal? it isn’t hurting anybody. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
Mr. Garrison: how would you like to see the school counselor?
Cartman: how would you like to suck my balls?
Class: *gasp*
Mr.Garrison: what did you say?
Cartman: oh I’m sorry what I said was *picks up a megaphone* how would you like to suck my balls Mr. Garrison?




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Mommy 8D lol


Teddy-Huggle-Bear :3


SiSsTa XD



Best friends


***BRO***

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